• I sat within the parlor when I heard the telly's plea;
    I picked it up and quickly found the phone call was from me.
    Me asked I for the ______, and if I had it on the shelf,
    For me proclaimed he needed it to use it for himself.
    I told me that I had it not, and, just upon a whim,
    I told me that the ______ was in possession of him.
    So me and I visited him, I told him of me's stir;
    Him told me he entrusted the ______ unto her.
    Me called he and all went to her, who told me not to flee,
    For her's shelf was quite empty, BUT her handed it to she.
    So me and he and him and her and I called she, who claimed
    She passed the ______ out to us, and all should look again.
    So all found us, and us met all, and told me to go see;
    For us, done with the ______, had mailed it back to me.
    So me and I alone returned. I looked upon me's shelf;
    The ______ there, me took it, made, and sent tea to himself.